I’m convinced anyone who thinks the ESPN switch is a good thing hasn’t watched a live sporting event outside the NFL on ESPN since some time inn the late 90s.

“If you didn’t cross the yellow line, the paint wouldn’t have gotten on your car,” would be the response I would expect.

Sometimes there isn’t much of a choice, though. They’re easy enough to avoid in more rural towns, but bigger urban areas with lots of sprawl? You’re gonna have a beast of a time finding the house you want that you can afford and otherwise plausibly live with outside of an HOA.

From my perspective, it isn’t about seeing them do it on TV. It is about seeing it on every sports media platform. I used to be able to turn on ESPN and see the Top 10 or news about stars hurt/leaving and how teams were doing. Now all I get is “Let’s talk about kneeling during the anthem”. I want sports from ESPN,…

Sure looks like this guy spent a lot of time and effort to make it intentionally look like he didn’t spend a lot of time and effort on it...

When I was around 13 my father and I tried to perfect the “One Cheek Sneak” — getting a silent but deadly fart out in public without laughing. We were generally a bit noisy and the other one would detect it. Giggles all around. Anyone pulling off the OCS was supposed to get away scott-free and was legally allowed to…

Yeah, that gauge was to measure the car’s Pontiacness, and as you know, there wasn’t even a needle to register any.

Right? I thought to myself, “Wasn’t that some sort of strange disease people got in the late 1800's?”

Sure there is, it’s called “Apple Maps.”

The worst part is that they’d built hotel on Boardwalk, so he owed like $500 in rent just for one night.

I’m going out on a limb here and say it’s because he was dead.

Danica’s best pole position.

Eh...that looks more like a Tesla Model 3.

I’m also surprised that the car dealer was selling cars with FUCK YOU keyed all over each and every one of them...

I recommend a creative interpretation of the rules.

The environmental warrior crowd. Smug asshats.

Not so fast, did you see those stretched tires?

Or you could buy this Kawasaki for under $2000

The Iron Duke was a great engine.

I voted Nice Price. Not because I would want it, because I frankly would not. But $3,500 for a relatively clean, reasonably used, decently driving drop-top isn’t too bad at all.