themaskedburrito
TheMaskedBurrito
themaskedburrito

You could have done one better and posted the one with the new grill “insert” painted in the body color instead of black.

Agreed.  Even the gaps on the hood are good, which is astonishing for aftermarket carbon.  

If you’re testing a 2020 Alfa Romeo F1 car, then yes.

So much this. It looks like when a fat guy walks around in his 6 year old daughter’s Disney Princess high heels.

Leaning forward is the key. This way, the phone is no longer hovering over the toilet’s hiney-hole. You may actually find this to be the more comfortable position, as toilet seat lids aren’t particularly supple or conducive to reclining. 

It was the only bow they could afford after the repairs.  

Not driven by Paul Newman, not worth 7 figures.

Are you in the US?  I have no had a decent sandwich from Subway in years anywhere in the US, but when I ate at one in Canada, everything was different.  Vegetables were much better, and the bread tasted completely different (in a good way), with the chew that the US locations seemed to have years ago.  I still long

I will just assume that stands for “Make Autos Gore in Arkansas”.

They sell the 540C, which is practically catering to the homeless. I want the prestige of a proper sports car, not a pauper’s sports car.

Starring Gary Busey as John Force.

Except that you’re talking 5 lug nuts per wheel instead of 1. And a requirement that both the jack man and tire changers work on both sides of the car. So that’s 8 person seconds for F1 per lug nut, vs. 3 person seconds in NASCAR per lug nut, with those 3 person seconds including a run to the other side of the car

Flaps around empty?

That thing looks like someone stuck an XF front end on a Lexus CT, then mudded the two together.

Russel took Kubica’s own car and outqualified him by 1.2 seconds in Spain. The car isn’t the problem. When nothing changes and your consistency varies that wildly, it’s the driver.

What? Kubica struggles to run within a second of his teammate in an identical car. He is, unequivocally, the slowest driver in F1 by a sizable margin. Nice guy and all, and I admire is ability and decision to get back in an F1 car, but his decision to step aside in 2020 was the right one.

I sure hope Ford takes advantage of the trim level options. Bright colored interior accents for the Spicy Mach-E Combo? Espresso-colored seat inserts and autonomous driving for the Mach-E Auto?

“We sell pockets without pants.”

Hey, it already doesn’t follow the speed limit, why bother obeying the rest of those pesky traffic laws?

Used to watch the Lucas Oil recap shows on the World Power Wheelstanding Championships that started at Byron in the mid 90's, and thought it was cool as shit growing up. That got me into drag racing, before shifting over to hill climbs and Time Attack.