Just when I thought there was nothing more agonizing than watching an actual Formula E race, you show us this.

Probably didn’t bother, since Triumph already has that taken care of with the Bonneville and Street series bikes, complete with cafe racer look.

It already has them. They’re called “Max Verstappens”.

Crashtor was a driver!

Monster 32 oz. Big F*cking Can.

Exactly this.

The Mazda is not a catfish. It is, however, a child with an orange slice in its mouth.

Going to make all those photos of the car being passed mighty embarrassing.

The six guys who own these are also Fiero Testarrosi owners for sure.

Agreed.

So, you want to sell me a running 16V S modelwith a pristine body, phone dials, and dash with no cracks for less than what I could buy a clapped out pre-85.5 for? You wouldn’t happen to have three or four more of them back there, would you?

Bring to Nurburgring, crush both.

I want it to be NP, I really do. Almost any running car under $2K at a least passes my “great first car for any high school kid” test. Almost.

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