You sound like a smartass preteen talking shit about her toddler sister. 

If politics weren’t affecting car sales directly, then I might agree with you... But they are, and it’s directly relevant to the topic at hand, so stop whining. Off the top of my head, TheDrive.com has a few former Jalopnik writers and does good reviews without too much politicking, you can always go there. 

And your point? That's good journalism! 

The Twitter mob is usually correct, though. A little strident, yeah, but nobody’s making people confess their shitty opinions on Twitter anymore than we’re forcing you to write stupid shit like your comment on Kinja.

PROTIP: use your phone for listicles, they still one-page scroll on mobile.

Me! Fuck you and all that trailer park noise, F-bodys are my shit! They’re easy to tune, look like TRON cars and piss people like you off, that’s worth 20 bands to me! 

PROTIP: If it even LOOKS like a slideshow, load it on your phone. At best it’ll be a mobile friendly single page, at worst you can close it out and not be bothered! 

Congratulations, Apple! You've finally built an Android phone. 

I hope you're being sarcastic. 

Oh, it gets worse...

Come on, fam

See also: MAGICAL NEGRO

No, it’s THE BEST commercial period because FUCK CHRISTOPHER REID! Did you forget?...

A taco is a sandwich, just like a burger or a hot dog. Meat plus bread, minus bowl, equals sandwich! It's simple math. 

I couldn't find the words so I found the GIFS. Never change, Damon! NEVER!!!

Bruh, stop clicking that Deadspin shit. They fired the REAL staff, disabled Kinja and now they just got a bunch of fuckheads in there cooking up hot takes with no seasoning, grease, or SOS pads. It’s a bullshit clickbait factory now, and it doesn’t deserve your IP address on its bullshit server to show off for the ad…

No, ESPN, your time was way back when you ‘parted ways’ with Jemele Hill for telling it like it is. 

I got one word for you: OFFENHAUSER!!!

Or, alternatively...

I think I’d rather have this than a 718 GTS 4.0, or even a 911 GTS 4.0-Hell, I might pick it over a C8. It’s a pure sports car in a way most major manufacturers can’t or won’t deliver, with beancounters and product testers soaking every quirk and character out in the name of saving money and appealing to the masses...…