That sounds like the kind of thing that usually goes horribly wrong for the Doctor, playing God and all that. Plus, who's to say they didn't sabotage ber genes, to keep other species from the same benefits? 

They should've done another 914 if they wanted to sell 4-bangers.

Two words: LS4 SWAP!!! 

I find Rapist Burger easier to digest.

Stop being all careful and shit with the White man's language. The more open-ended the proposition you end a sentence with, the better it is. 

Shut the fuck up, that’s the difference. You couldn’t say that in the Crack era. 

This thing is a slab, and I’m glad somebody finally articulated it. It’s bland as fuck behind the A-pillar, the back looks like a kit car and I’ll never forgive Chevrolet for abandoning the round taillights. And who wants an approachable supercar? People didn’t like the MP4-12c, remember? That’s why they switched to…

Where are your sources?

Some cars would look much, much better with their 80's faces...

Is it really a Corvette?

That’s a really good pink. I would love a ‘69 Camaro - Or, more appropriately, a CTS-V or a Fleetwood Brougham - that color!

Yes, it is. 

The fuck are YOU gonna do, scrape it off? Come try it, see what happens.

I don't know if I'm starring your name or your comment, but you can have it

Damn, what did G-Eazy do to anybody? Dude’s cool, doesn’t say the N-word and keeps to his own lane, he definitely doesn’t deserve to be slavemastered by fucking Twitter like that. And also, we don’t fucking OWN Megan to have an opinion on who she may or may not be fucking with in the first place!

Two words: Conley V-8!

Welp, it’s time to start buying lottery tickets again. At least I can make it back by podium-hogging all the good Formula Libre races...

Remember when comics were fun? Not just awesome fights or badass dialogue, but full of situations and characters that were just amusing to watch even if they were just doing lunch? THAT’S Squirrel Girl. She still holds on to that relentless, almost wacky optimism people like Reed Richards and Doctor Strange have lost…

Squirrel Girl actually makes perfect sense. Can you imagine having the strength and speed of a five foot squirrel? You’d be able to chase down cars, and probably lift them over your head. And her reacrion time is crazy fast-she sparred with Wolverine once, and kicked his ass in a few moves!