You know what’s infinitely cooler than this?

Counterpoint: FUCK THIS SHITTY BARGE

No Disc, NO DUCKETS

‘I support GMG writers but not their irreverent stances, somehow’

Guys.

Why wait? You could just build one!

Hey, Mike!

Are lasers fundamentally different from other forms of light, or can they be refocused to hit maximum power further down their range? If they can, the range problem gets a LOT easier to solve. 

Well! That’s settled, then.

If it pays, it’s a job.

Those aimbot kills still went on all his victims’ win/loss records.

I want to be sympathetic with the kid and I honestly think he was just trying to show people how to spot a cheat, but

You sound jealous of his career. I’ve been landscaping and woodworking since I was 15, did that not count for the first three years?

There's a lot of really good shows AVClub doesn't cover. Try not to take it personally. 

You can relax, most deepfake porn just replaces the woman’s face with Nicholas Cage.

Okay, nobody else is gonna say it? Fine, I’ll say it:

Holy crap, if I did that when I was playing piano I could have recorded that one guaranteed smash hit I forgot! 

Law enforcement was notified for the safety of the stupid motherfuckers wearing blackface in public.