We’re gonna have the stupidest extinction in the history of the fucking universe. 

You should. It definitely is. 

I started to, once, but i stopped myself before I made a positive psychological association with Stacey Dash.

There’s a difference between witnessing criminal activity and reporting it to the authorities, and getting caught committing criminal activities and turning on your partners to save your own sorry ass. One is responsible civic behavior, the other is cheating the system to get away with irresponsible behavior.

If we’re talking about terms for injuries, I think the international wrestling community has it locked with "X wrestler’s back/neck is now sawdust!" I mean, come on, man. That's brutal. 

It's messed up how fhey kept the Armada and QXs running, but they stopped the FX45 and the XTerra... The wrong sons died, is what I'm saying. 

You actually write like Saitama! I wonder if there's a kaiju tearing up the greater City Z area while you're dicking around the internet. 

The thing is, as Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi gets the job if Trump and his cabimet are ousted. The second she says anything positive about impeachment, the Republicans start yelling “SHE’S MAKING A POWER PLAY AND THE WHOLE PARTY’S IN ON IT!” and the whole party gets dragged through the mud whether it's true or…

The thing is, as Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi gets the job if Trump and his cabimet are ousted. The second she says anything positive about impeachment, the Republicans start yelling “SHE’S MAKING A POWER PLAY AND THE WHOLE PARTY’S IN ON IT!” and the whole party gets dragged through the mud. She literally HAS TO…

Who's the other AIM rapper? I'm curious. 

We’re upset because YET AGAIN, the US gov’t is letting a shitbag off the hook as long as he rats on somebody else.

I’m from Ohio.

Twitter is not America's fucking conscience, stop expecting it to be. 

Fun fact: If you get pictures of yourself giving a fake bum money, then get pictures of the bum hopping out of a BMW at his nice house, you can then press fraud charges on that person. It's definitely fraud, but who goes through the trouble of collecting all that information? 

Bad Boys 2, the first 3 Fast and Furious movies, the entire Matrix trilogy and V for Vendetta. Those were the only movies I had in college, and before I could afford a computer that was all the entertainment I had in my life.

If your car works, and you know it works, but you say it doesn’t so you can get money from someone? That’s fraud. You lied.

Maybe you should just shut the fuck up?

It’s not too bad! Sucks our 45th occupant is such a glans, but it is nice to see a woman in charge... And also, look how far Germany has come! From fascism and half-communism to leading the free world with a woman at the helm.