Being good at your job, and being vocal about it, doesn’t make you an asshole. Taunting your detractors doesn’t make you an asshole.

Celebrating your accomplishments is asshole behavior now? 

The Thailand Women's national team doesn’t feel disrespected, so if you do, fuck you. 

Score a goal in top-level competition, THEN run your mouth. 

Tea drinking? Does that mean FUCK YOU in England?

Obnoxious like a couch potato telling a female athlete when and how to celebrate? That kind of buffoon? 

So for the record, what you're saying is... Wah wah wah?

Bro is not equal to Jerk. Just sayin'. 

“While it’s still sad that Alta Motors is dead-”

I... Disagree?

Because they could let them go for free, instead of spending more money to improperly maintain people we don’t even want here!

Civility is never an excuse for anything. 

I love it when they say how not allowing different colored people or women is 'unrealistic'. As if Africans didn't go to Europe in those days or something. 

NO! We can top that with a ramp truck and any three Supercross riders!

An entire country calling you out on twitter might embarrass you, but it definitely wouldn’t make you feel small.

Ivanka Trump is cute. Like a raccoon, or a fox.

I’d spray Donald Trump’s remains off a tank tread for free if they provided a pressure washer. I’m gonna need half his estate if I have to scrub, though.

Since when does AMERICA copy FRANCE, soyboi?! 

“Utterly devoid of any feeling whatsoever?”