Having never been touched like that by a woman before, it was all he could do to prematurely eject her.

Not surprising. Mike Scott is well trained in the art of Pennsylvania fisticuffs.

after you consider their stride, the baseball pitcher is releasing the ball much closer to you than 60 feet.

This may be cheating a little with my experience, but playing tennis at a competitive level even in high school, people are ripping in over 100mph serves. And that’s a distance of 78 feet. And you many times have to move your whole body. At 120mph for some crankers, that’s .443 seconds.

I am surprised there was no consideration that even if you manage to put the ball into play, you then have to somehow haul your flabby ass 90 feet to first base.

If you can... hit a barbell, you can hit a curve ball?

Clearly you're not a crossfitter, breh.

Didn’t they sell something like a million tickets within 24 hours of signing him? And he’s gonna keep socking dingers like these even if he’s not hitting 40 a season, which is an upgrade over the last few years for Phils fans. I don’t understand why people are so fucking cheap when talking about owners spending money.…

The powder blue and maroon stuff has been really popular in Philly the last few years. I’d say at least half the fan gear I see uses the old scheme now. They even brought back the infamous all-maroon “Saturday Night Special” version they wore for one game before 70s baseball fans said uncle.

1 WAR is worth about $8/9 million. If Harper finishes with 3.5 WAR, he’s right in line value wise. And that’s not counting the amount of money he’s brought in via ticket sales, merchandising, etc.

I dunno man, I hate VAR and NFL instant replay and I can’t wait for robot balls/strikes callers. I think VAR would be great for goal/not a goal and is pretty horrible for all judgment calls and encroachment (dumb rule to begin with). NFL instant replay needs to die in a fire because they are all judgment calls. Balls…

Pele!

I don’t know. In order to be famous somebody would have to be able to recognize your face, right? Well, just try to get somebody to accurately depict the prophet Muhammad. All of a sudden everybody’s memory gets real foggy.

Ralphie May (who is not among my favorite comedians) has a bit about this, and how to certain white people, there are only Mexicans, Honduran Mexicans, Nicaraguan Mexicans, etc.

But is he elite?

We as progressives are doomed because we’d rather eat each other than actually band together against a common foe. Bernie bros would rather destroy Clinton than fight the right.  I am subjected to a purity test because of a misunderstanding and nothing can absolve me.  Even though we are part of the same army I would…

WW is the fucking tits and rewards repeated viewings like nobody’s business. Just because you aren’t capable of following it doesn’t mean you have to be a nasty little shit. That’s called insecurity.

I’ve never had the slightest problem following this show, paying a reasonable amount of attention. Maybe I’m just a genius.

Another infuriating, stark reminder that abusers don’t fit any specific profile, they’re everywhere. Apologies for apparently being one of the few commenters who don't find this funny.