you’re on pace to not be in on the joke infinity times this year.

This is absolute bullshit. Everyone always makes the argument that things are worse now, but its almost never true. The difference between now and then is the ubiquity  of the news.

you went from 25th hour to Half Baked? I have whiplash. 

try not to steer too hard into the Yinzer stereotype

Glad you know people at CMU -- no other way to tell that Antonio Brown is good a football.  Thanks for your insider knowledge. 

Everything in this sentence is wrong. He’s actually pretty underrated — even his “awful” season last year had way more value than anyone gave it credit for. The entire reason the contract is so long is so it won’t be an albatross any given year. Furthermore the contract is structured the way it is specifically to give…

The man obviously had the strength and the hand eye coordination.  Give him a coach and sometime I bet he’s still the best player in the game.  You don’t hit 500 foot homeruns by accident.  I don’t care who is pitching. 

I didn’t know he was married and I’m not really trying to ‘go off’

I wasn’t trying to defend him specifically or gloss over serious accusations (although it seems I have managed to do just that), but more focus on that one part of the article. It just struck me as a weird thing to include along side the rest of the allegations.  I get that focusing on that one aspect of the article…

Is there something wrong with asking a woman for wine and cheese? In sincerity, excuse my ignorance if I’m missing something, because I’m all for toxic masculinity dying a quick painful death, but that seems like its not something that is necessarily wrong? 

Unpopular opinion alert -- destination weddings are the best.  If you don’t want to go -- don’t go.  That’s their whole point.  It weeds out all the creepy cousins, and aunt karens, and little nephew timmys, and just leaves the people who actually want to be there and have a good time.  Who gets about about going to…

I will bet you any amount of money that your guess is so, so, low.

haha. haha.  remember when san fransico giants fans murdered someone? no? maybe you only remember the things that fit your previously established narrative?

and also won an academy award...

whats the opposite of comment of the day? worst take of the day? WTOTD.

still too soon

It wasn’t a comment on chronology it was a comment on correlation.

Speaking as a person who used to be 300 lbs (190 now!) that man is currently 300 lbs. No doubt.

Dwyane Wade and Chris Bosh beg to differ. It’s hilarious to me that you’d even think of floating Simmons for consideration in that category after how he got exposed this off-season.

(Update) Sixers re-throw season away