I mean...if they’re someone who thinks Russia hacked voting machines and changed results, yes.

It’s almost like a certain politician who’s in the news all the time. He knows all the big words. The best words! And everything and everyone is either the Best! Fantastic! Better than it’s ever been! Or they’re sad. Pathetic. Worst thing ever! And bad for this country.

Write the best, most sweeping legislation you can. Show the jobs it will create. Show the cheap and plentiful energy it will create. Marry it with a broadband for all bill by putting fiber optic wire up along with all of the new electrical transmission lines. As a matter of fact, bury these lines so they are not…

“I couldn’t control you,”

His body language at the end has me weeping. Children deserve better than this.

This is dumb and stupid, so let’s keep it going.

I hate this stupid trend of finding the scariest possible use for one of the ingredients and making it the headline. Cockroach insecticide in your drink, yoga mats in your bread, etc.

There is also a common ingredient that is found in sewage treatment facilities which is dihydrogen monoxide. This generally isn’t listed on ingredient statements, but it’s used in a lot of processed foods.

Male but I went to the wife’s jewelry box, put some in and then snatched them off before putting on a face full of vaseline 

This article already had me dead but “tornado bait trailer trash family” resurrected me and killt me again. 

I don’t care if you’re male or female, I can just HEAR the earrings coming off. 

Bitch.... Michelle O accomplished more in her life BEFORE she became first lady than you and your whole tornado bait trailer trash family have ever even read about. Double Ivy League Graduate. Lawyer. Hospital Administrator. Mother. Go getter. Accomplisher of many things, not the least of which is to be married to a…

Yeah, this is way more troubling to me than the gratuitous N-bomb.  "Look, I'm not actively *murdering* black people, what more do you want?"

Don’t talk about krokodil-esque shit in an article about weed

Lifehack: Make sure your dad isn’t around when you get steamrolled by salvia.

I’ve tried synthetic weed a few times.

Dude synthetic weed is not weed; it’s chemical shit that will fuck you up and put holes in your brain. One’s a plant, the other is one step away from crystal meth. Don’t conflate the two. Or ever do synthetic weed again, if you value your life

Please tell me you understand that synthetic weed is not actually weed. Please.

If you sneeze regularly, it isn’t a nicety at all. It is deeply annoying, and you should stop doing it

You need more parentheses in your posts. Get on that.