Here’s your trophy, kid.

Yes, you want to avoid triggering all the people who have had a friend or family member hanged.

Plural of anecdote is not “data.”

Or - and hear me out on this - maybe we could at least have the creative dignity to not cross-pollinate every single universe that could possibly be cross-pollinated.

If you’ve been waiting a minute, knock twice on the bar. It confuses the hell out of them and they’ll come right over.

They just need to get a bunch copies of the C&D printed up as stickers and slap them over the existing labels.

I think that’s unfair, given that it’s remarkably easy to get the cosmetics you want just by playing. I think most people with a couple hundred hours on the game are essentially sitting on mounds of gold, ready to buy whatever cosmetic they care about next.

I’m curious whether the “mature content” checkbox that Twitch streamers can enable, requiring users to be 18+, makes any difference. I could see things like the Spongebob Pants rip emote being inappropriate for a nine year old, who are most certainly viewers of some child-friendly Twitch channels. Meanwhile, I swear…

You don’t have to be my Googlebot, but you are certainly not qualified to be my doctor.

Well, if I’m all sweaty, I splash some cold water on my face and then just sort of wipe hard with the towel.

So what you’re saying is that it’s piracy, not theft. Since the money was never there to begin with, you didn’t steal anything -- you just made a copy of it.

You’re missing the key here:

This is word vomit; meaningless drivel sucking up precious bytes on the Internet for nothing.

You bared your teeth at another animal. If we were slightly less evolved, you’d be right.

Start telling us, and we will.

Hot take: Steamroller

Follow-up: does a frosty glass help or harm the taste of Bud Light?

I basically pirated every game I owned until I was 24, when I became gainfully employed, at which point I was already addicted to video games and it is now the bulk of my discretionary spending.

As a white man, how do I know if I’ve always been a racist or if it’s just the constant, pedantic, holier-than-thou bullshit from the black community (a la “whitewomaning”) that’s made me that way?

It’s true. I sat in a playground _alone_ in a small town (that I wasn’t from) for about thirty minutes while waiting on a nearby shop to open; within 20 minutes 3 police cars had formed a perimeter.