I can’t like this comment enough

...kind of out of it out there. (Brands) said ‘Throw me.’

I can’t tell, all of the Asian Dongs are so blurry I can’t get a good idea.

Do it. Google Asian dongs vs American dongs. Tell me what you find.

Tropicana Field looks like shit.

You sound like my grandad talking about his time in Korea.

Fair, but hindsight is always 20/20

Who said basketball wasn’t a contact sport?

Christmas coming early this year.

Ah, the start of Why Your Team Sucks for 2017.

Israel is known for being unstoppable in the first 6 days of a tourney.

Brain
Endures
Neglect?
Gaijin
Has
Achieved
Zenlike
Inspiration

Shh, he’s with Zeus, now.

I will always, always star a Sherman burns Atlanta joke. Forever.

Atlanta doesn’t have a good history with fire.

Might as well finish what Sherman started, right?

At least start some fires or something

Correct. That’s what friction does. I’m guessing some road, after his tires blew out, a curb, the drainage ditch and most likely, both Austin’s feet planted firmly on the brake pedal while he screamed like a little girl all slowed him down considerably before he took flight.

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant”