It sounds very much like a Hollywood remake of the incredible Ghostwatch - will 100% be checking it out

It’s like the UK tabloid the Daily Mail. An enormously popular media empire, built entirely on hypocrisy.

One of the reasons the modern AV Club increasingly reads like AI is the misuse of sentence structures like this:

What a shit ass thing to say

Tie between Super Mario Bros. 3 and Yoshi’s Island and I’ll die on that hill.

Interesting.  Nice name, by the way.

Quiet you fool, or they may decide to close Respawn to spite us!

Naw lookit ere ya wee bawbag

He was also probably trying to be a bit silly,  it’s just hard to do when you look and sound like Herzog

The OG Battlefront was THE game of my childhood. I put probably hundreds of hours into that game. I first played the demo (just the Endor level) on the bonus disc for the OT DVDs. Bought it for Xbox and played it for a long time, then I bought it for PC. That was the game that got me into moddding. Played a lot of…

kind of wish it’d just close at this point so I’d stop checking it out of habit.

Modern audiences forgot how to actually play video games and are complaining that they aren’t good at these classics. They don’t hold your hand and expect you to actually learn how to gitgud at it. It’s also really funny when people complain about how you have to manually save because there’s no checkpoints lmao…

I don’t want to rush to judgment here, but personally, I would convict him just on that stupid face he makes in every picture.  Clear sign of a psychopath.  

I really hope he likes making Christian movies.

Oh fuck off and fuck everyone. What the fuck is going on, what are we fucking doing. Jesus fucking Christ. 

It never does.

Nothing about this needed to be formatted into a slideshow to more effectively communicate the information. 

Game Pass is a silly subscription service? This is a phenomenally stupid take.

The Outer Worlds is Fallout in Space with simplified dialogue options and weirder weapons and no vaults. There’s almost no connection to Borderlands other than Borderlands and Fallout both being obsessed with vaults.

Wait, what? Borderlands had actual good weapon itemization. Weapons and armor are almost pointless in Outer Worlds after a point as they never really improve much.