yeah the whole full sprinting out and flying through the air while turning 90 degrees and immediately locking onto my head midair vs me carefully and deliberately trying to pie a corner feels like the hottest bullshit imaginable.

I find the people bunny hopping without losing accuracy more annoying. 

I gotta say, I don’t know whether it’s because I’m getting older or if it’s because I don’t follow comics nearly as much as I used to, but all of this just seems…exhausting.

get help

Poe’s law takes another victim!

That was very obviously a joke, if that had been a sincere statement it would make no sense. Please take your meds.

I’m being completely facetious, I’m sorry it came across as sincere. I fully endorse this news.

I understand the desire to get a pot shot off, but you understand these two situations have nothing in common besides being disputes between a company and a contractor? I don’t recall Helena taking years’ worth of public character assassination on Platinum’s part before speaking out, I don't recall her providing a…

Don’t you think you’re over doing it with the articles on social media a tiny bit?

The big thing is he became an icon in the black community and it blew up way beyond just him being a comic character. 

It’s only confusing because of the terrible UI. It’s broken AF too, with elements constantly covering each other up, or not acknowledging changes you’ve made.

You be quiet unless you want Don’t Worry Darling month to come back.

Mystique looked weird walking around naked when her classic comic book look is so good. Yet another crappy thing to hold against Bryan Singer (and continued via First Class alumina).

Man every time they quote Corey Barlog in articles, I always read his name as Corey Balrog, which would be so much cooler.

Yeah, I’m sure the company is still bad. But probably not “force ten year old rape victims to have a baby” bad.

River Phoenix: Speedball overdose

What? No reference to the fact that one of Cassian’s table mates is Melshi, future rebel soldier who dies alongside him on Scarif?

Look just get Bruce Timm and you’re set...er...wait, wrong place...