Definitely to the second paragraph, but how I doubt that’s the primary concern of your average anti-socialist American, especially those born and/or coming of age during the Red Scare period—a period that, funnily enough, if we instituted or even “began to come close to maybe sort of approaching” those same tax…

I’m praying for it. As that little Angels in the Outfield kid said, it could happen! /process

The AL West and the NL East are effectively locked up already;

I’m originally from Venezuela. Gleyber’s a ridiculous made-up name, and I can guarantee he’s been asked about it from our own countrymen. Calm your cultural outrage, it was a perfectly legitimate question.

Is Law suggesting that baseball is evolving? If so, I hope he enjoys his suspension.

Perhaps he should create a brand of ties, or maybe some steaks? If all else fails, he can always fleece the education system with Brady University.

That’s an 8.5 on the Schwarber scale.

Trumbo is made of GRIT and sandpaper and GRIT, and GRIT. He’ll be fine. He’ll outwork those fly balls and line drives with his hard hat on, lunch pail in hand, making outs in LF with sheer SCRAPPY DETERMINATION and GRIT.

The really great thing is, you don’t have to be alone with a woman to take away her access to health care.

I like to enjoy the dunks we have, and not the dunks we could have had, geraltcloud9.

Mexico, North Korea, Nazis, hell Hitler would be like “wow those guys are assholes. Let’s do it”.

Everyone knows you get seafood in Indianapolis.

Last day of finals was December 16. Classes resumed on January 17. KU women played at home on December 11, 17, 21, and 29. Also on January 4, 15, 18, and 28. KU men played at home on December 10 and 17, and January 3, 7, 14 and 21. The witnesses were around Lawrence soon after the incident, not to mention plenty…

Counterpoint: fuck the Dodgers, forever.

No surprise here. Revis had someone else cover for him.

“Hang on, let me pour this 64 ounce Coke into my lap. There. Ahhh, bliss.”

This guy definitely walks away from explosions without looking back.

“Science, bro. I’m a believer now,” Richards told Passan.

Frank keeps hoping that Eustachy will finally, finally be able to get him in to those kickass parties. He knows he’s cool, and he wants everyone else to know it!