So, I guess we won’t see him on the mound to’Morrow?

Brady said it runs 100% off of purified water.

Random question. What genre of film do you think They Live belongs in? 

We know Markkanen can shoot from the perimeter, but when he gets around the basket can he...Finnish?

Very fast might be an exaggeration, but Judge has good speed. Want proof? His sprint speed ranks in the top half of all MLB RFs and is well above the overall league avg (I know that 27.7 ft/s doesn’t seem well above the avg of 27 ft/s, but when we’re talking speed, every tenth of a second is significant).

Every time I see the veins protrude from Gardner’s neck, I think that he will probably be the next ex-Yankee to be arrested for domestic violence.

Rate of sociopathy in the media industry is probably much greater than the general public. It’s the perfect avenue for those that think they’re the smartest person in the room and get off on espousing their manifestos every day on TV/Internet. I work for a tiny paper in a mid market, and I even see inklings of that…

Bradley, despite playing for a semi-anonymous team (sorry),...

It turns out Cam Newton is as stupid as his clothes.

It’s like my dad always said when teaching me basketball as a kid, “Just throw the ball at the hoop like you’re dehumanizing an entire community of disaster survivors with paper towels.”

He still went to the ground too many times while making those catches. These players need to remain upright at all times in order to respect the flag and TROOPS.

Please direct all questions about police brutality protests to the NFL Diversity Czar, Jerry Jones. Mr. Jones is very familiar with law enforcement and the penal system as he has spent the past 10 years building his team through that pipeline.

No more [adjective] little lies! Lies do not have physical properties. Or, maybe I’m wrong. I need to watch Neil DeGrasse Tyson’s new show about the mass of abstract concepts and then I will get back to you.

If Trump had writ like a real man wrote, Mayweather would have no opinion on the matter, for obvious reasons.

He should just stick to sports. If he was wearing full Seahawks gear all the time the cops would’ve known he was a famous black and left him alone.

No one can blame you for not reading further into a Fox News report.

65 is too late. By then, your brain is so liquid and molten that it begins leaking out of your ears and into a puddle on the ground and, all of a sudden, your idea of a good time becomes hitting the polling booth to vote for an orange-tinged racist moron before calling the cops because an “illegals” (probably not an…

It was a federal conviction.

Samer has a point. ASU kicker Zane Gonzalez set like 6 NCAA records last year and the Browns got him in the 7th round.

That profile is so gritty Kirk Gibson just penciled it in to bat leadoff for the 2013 Diamondbacks.