Plus he’s on your wife

That chimp never bit her face off for the same reason he has congestive heart failure: bottomless Bananas Foster with extra rum. 

“Yawn, another (liberal) author for a video game website trying to take a hit at one of the most innovative men to ever live.”

TIL Justin Timberlake’s financial planner is a bear.

You’re like a master of unfunny, dated quips that dumb people use on the internet.

He’s making fun of those comedians, and specifically Ricky Gervais.

you should watch the clip before you comment!

I love him so much. He’s one of the best stand-ups working today, hands down.

with the fallout being to ascribe all sorts of patronizing and/or predatory motivations to why the group is claiming to exist to begin with.

This type of thing is so dumb. Carlin was a hardcore lefty and thoughtful, and he consistently adjusted to the era. Being politically incorrect to Carlin was truly standing up against censorship by the state and corporations. I have zero idea what he’d be like in today’s world, but you have zero idea either. I doubt…

It definitely demonstrates to me that Mulaney has lost touch, if he ever had it, with a good-sized chunk of his audience. And further that there’s a certain cop-like attitude among comics. Cops have the Thin Blue Line, seems like maybe comics have a similar tribal mentality.

In the ‘80s it was not an unusual thing in pop music for people in their early 30's to become famous (Rick Springfield, Cyndi Lauper, Pet Shop Boys, etc.). Even Madonna blew up when she was 26. Today 26 is considered a little too late to become a pop star and 30 is pretty much over the hill especially for female…

Aging? He’s 28. Christ, movies/music/TV really think people are old at 30. That’s not even the halfway mark, people.

Whose idea was it to make is so bulky and to have it be brown. 

Nature of the Internet! Thanks for your compliment. That sounds like a place I could lose hours—although it’d probably be a better place for my occasional ramblings than a comments section!

actor: wouldn’t it be great if they brought back one of the greatest TV shows of all time but this time my character was the star

You white, then you Ben Affleck.

It suits her two expressions.

It wasn’t a man slapping a man. It was a special metacarpal operation. Will Smith was just attempting to de-Nazify Chris Rock’s face and acknowledge his left cheek as an independent, sovereign entity.

Im pretty sure 1 in 2 Americans are insufferable.