I mean who doesn’t want a brown, faux wood mp3 player? It’s the Wagon Queen Family Truckster of handheld electronics!

If anything, Cake Boss sounds like a new Suicide Squad

Totally Sincere, sorry for the ambiguity! And AO3 is one of the bigger fanfic platforms, haha

That’s . . . some top-notch fan fiction there. do you have stuff on AO3?

This whole thing is begging for a “Modern Seinfeld” or “Tonight on Girls” style twitter gag account.

That take on Ragnarok is pretty much the opposite of the conventional wisdom. doesn’t make you wrong per se, but you’re fighting against the current on that one.

Ha!

Moss is a great actor, and I’m happy to see her in stuff, but I do kind of miss seeing the range she was able to strike in Mad Men that she hasn’t really been given her more recent projects, all of which seem to vacillate between abject suffering and shallow triumphalism.

For sure. Not to mention the way JKR’s transphobia has spilled over into a broader picking over of her constant interjections into the mythos/franchise. In hindsight, maybe insisting that a black portrayal of Hermione being totally sanctioned by the canon you built up doesn’t fit altogether well with the fact that…

Beth and the Maiden (also named Beth)

For sure. That sounds way more off-script to the Barbie media profile than anything Schumer has ever done, to be honest. Schumer’s made her career out of (at its best) skewering and (at its worst) indulging in the cultural expectations of White American womanhood, so at least it works on paper as meta commentary. The…

(Pssst, heeeeey - maybe stop doubling down on this bad take to the professional writer. It happens, we all say dumb shit. You are not good at this)

Maybe then he’ll finally recover his burrow owl

Hell yeah! Hyper Enough is one of the great album openers

It was in syndication well into the 1990s. That’s full on late millennial territory.

Yeah, it really depends on where the humor is coming from, which is ultimately subjective. Her breakout role, and her subsequent celebrity persona, hinge on the idea of an Asian woman talking in AAVE and being immersed in (black) pop culture, but at the same time, what are the underlying mechanics in the “joke” of…

Honestly it’s not even not all that progressive or leftist (in terms of actual ideological content). It’s just taking pretty middle-of the road progressive sentiments and launching them in the most shallow, bad faith way they can imagine as holier-than-thou provocations.

To be fair, it’s only the United States’ democracy.

You have my sincere feelings of jealousy / “oh snap good for-you that’s awesome!”

hey, fuck you you hilarious so and so