Two words. Health. Ledger.

Don't go outside. There are so many spoilers out there.

Shhhhhh, hippie.

I'll just leave this here.

Hanukkah just got a little bit more wild.

:: Insert "Your Mom" Joke Here ::

I like it. It's feminine but not all ridiculously slutty and impracticable.

Hairy. Baby.

"Save money on toothpicks by whittling them yourself out of an oak log!"
Yeah, I'll just pay the 4 bucks for plastic wrap.

Get rid of black little specks around your house by...spreading black little specks around your house. Brilliant.

Why, God. Why?

I blame human carbon emissions for this.

It seems you can't floss your teeth without someone telling you how horrible it is for the environment.

Cosplayers constitute half of all Waxing revenue in the U.S.

If you crop this image with the other shadow, it looks like he's hovering.

Quiet, Old Man!

"You're a towel!"

It's the only thing I put on mine.