plus potatoes and two packs of guilden's spicy brown mustard. i'm in

I seriously want my job to be to make this shit up all day. Do you think the pay includes a marijuana per diem?

WHERE THERE'S SMOKE THERE'S FIRE

How could they restrain themselves from not spelling this with a K?

Shhhhhh! the brick can hear you!

I thought rice krispie treat. Cause it's a square.

I always read these articles in Stefon's voice.

he promised they'd be going straight to Arlington to pick out their tombstones

I bet that thing is sweaty as fuck on the inside. It probably smells a little accurate.

Holey Crap?! not "Holey Krap"? I'm disappointed.