“Mr. Trump, are you playing Pokemon Go?”

“keeping these is bad but replacing them is hard so lets just keep them” is a position i always like my politicians to have tbh

I work with Alli and Chelsea (the second protester) and they SO ARE! Chelsea has disrupted Trump multiple times and Alli performed a “citizen’s arrest” on Henry Kissinger for his war crimes. I’ve been re-tweeting like crazy from the West Coast (where I’m holding down the fort for our LA office)! I’m so proud to work…

I’m torn here between my hatred of urban bikers — particularly those on Citibikes — and the fact that the NYPD did not have to treat the guy like he was about to be shipped off to Gitmo.