I need these guys to blow the fuck up so I can get this on spotify

We have already filmed both of those. Keep an eye out 

I’ve seen antiques roadshow too many times to pull this shit.

So you’re saying that you think it'll…Tank?

It starts with a D and ends with an “iablo”

Two things:

It says Bulbasaur (#001) which would be the starter form, not the final evolution, Venusaur, which comes in at 6'7

Look at those puppies over there...they’ll grow up and shit on my lawn. Look at that sunset...it’s gonna cause skin cancer! This ice cold lemonade? It’s gonna leave that weird citrus-y film in my mouth.

Or he could have had a blast working on a Pokemon movie. Working on a collaboration with a team of talented artists from all over the world... or No he was the person who made artwork that landed on your video gaming news site and he should have made the movie all by himself.

I swear you people are so quick to hate on…

Internet: There will be a real life Pikachu Detective Movie.

I wonder who was in charge of modeling, programming, and animating that.

What the fuck is this fucking sentence? Jesus. “Say what you will about this guy who perpetuates ‘no girls allowed’ toxic masculinity in the alt-right redpill breeding ground and drops n-bombs with the weak-ass 90s-era ‘just singin’ along brah!’ excuse, he presses buttons good!” is a fucking idiotic take. A n-bomb is…

Probably has something to do with the fact that they turned a $60 game into a $140 one with 3 expansions. Who fuckin thought that would work again?

You do know how Bethesda schedules their games, right? This is not a replacement for Fallout 5, Fallout 5 is coming after ES6 and always has. This is a bonus spin-off game co-developed with another studio. They could have never made this and we’d still not be getting Fallout 5 until after ES6. I don’t fucking…

I don’t see how Yugi could take on Goku when he can’t even beat Perfect Cell.

Dear Lord that was long...

You spelled Dogmeat in a funny way in your headline.

I can’t wait for Fortnite to go away.

That was glorious.

I envisioned Craig Robinson as the bouncer getting a nice chuckle of the photo just prior to the military leap.