But they'll look back at Microsoft trying to ease them into

My day is a little happier.

This is so sweet. This guy looked like he needed some good news in his life.

Dude already got pranked hard by his barber...

Beyoncé dissing Kim Kardashian amuses me way more than it probably should.

Done.

For one, the machine is 20% stronger for 25% less money. Obviously this doesn't matter to you since you were able to afford both. Two, (and this one is more important right now but that extra power will be VERY important in a few years) is that while you say that, other people will say the same thing in reverse. "I…