10,000 stars for the Dead Like Me reference.

I assume two things: (1) she voted absentee; and (2) Comey felt a dark chill up his spine upon hearing the news.

Exactly, it’s like how on Dead Like Me she explains how she loves Halloween but not for the candy or costumes. Just to get to peek into people’s houses / worlds.

Hi! North Carolinian here - FUCK McCRORY! 

It’s a way to put the “people” part first and diminish the coloured part as a qualifying adjective that is equated with being treated and seen as sub-human. Since whiteness doesn’t diminish humanness in anyway, there’s no point in saying “people of no-colour” as a substitute for “white people”. Also saying “non-white…

Here’s some fun with racial terms.

As an aside.

Oh my god, FUCK THOSE GUYS. Their lacklustre zingers are not an excuse to talk over Bill Nye when he’s talking about a potential revelation in the origin of living things.

Omg I have never seen this segment. I am screaming. LET BILL NYE SPEAK, FFS.

edited to add: OMG WHEN THE NO-NAME COMEDIANS START TALKING. OMG. I CAN’T STOP SCREAMING.

For the love of all the fat and squishy baby kittens - why is Kenan still around and on track to be the longest serving cast member in SNL history?

“welp we don’t need an Obama any more, kbai”