Why? Because he's not dying his hair like nearly every actor his age? Yeah, that reddish-brown look is sooooooo natural.

Fuck if I lnow.

Also a plate of spicy buffalo wings when he's feeling peckish.

I can't see Mary loving one son so much that she would neglect/avoid the other, even if they didn't have matching personalities and interests.

As opposed to the myriad proceduralcomedies out there? (I see you, Angie Tribeca.)

Says the Puppet.

Graves and Berlin Station are both entertaining.

Leno's gonna try to steal Letterman's next project.

Could you look up the origin of the word "distaff" and then stop using it?

John Simm in a pink dress a la The End of Time.

Polish and Russian aren't races (and I'm a bit of both). The jokes reference behavior and/or culture.

Chipotle adobo is used in seasoning most of the meats they offer.

Grandpa, go to bed. You get so cranky when it's past your bedtime. Now, say good night to that nice Mr. Antichrist.

Josiah Splintermarsh.

As with Dr. Ken, I watched How to Be a Gentleman for Mr. Dave Foley.

There is no spoon.

Why couldn't a piece of the liver be given to Granny June and another piece to Chelsea/Chandler/Whatever?

Mr. Creosote.

"Foods." Even better.

Or your dog.