Marge: Lisa's on a Sleepy Train
To rest her weary head.
Her ticket is a candy cane
Made out of gingerbread.
Lisa: Good night, Mom.
Marge: Good night, sweetheart.
Bart: Oh, great. The Tuck-In Express is right on time.
Marge: Good night.

You heartless bastard!

When there's a will there's a way.

I saw this movie a few months ago at a film festival, and although I've seen plenty of films since then, I still feel like I can't quite shake Under The Skin. It's completely mesmerising, like a hypnotic art-installation contorted to fit a genre film. On the large cinema screen, the film felt almost too much to…

I'm sure this won't dampen your excitement, but the nude scenes are horrifyingly unerotic. Pretty much every time that Johansson's character undresses, there is a horrible, suffocating feeling of dread. But I'm sure all of the nastier details surrounding her nudity will be edited out on Mister Skin.

They're the Peggy and Don of the sitcom world…

My favourite moment from the episode is Andy handing Angela a single rose in an attempt to be romantic and she responds "what am I supposed to do with this?"

I love that moment at Phyllis' wedding where Pam looks on at Jim and Karen dancing, briefly makes eye contact with Jim, then immediately breaks it. And then she slow dances with Roy to "You Were Meant For Me". It all packs such a great emotional punch.

Season 2 is masterclass in constructing a sitcom - it is just phenomenal - but Season 3 has such a special place in my heart. Pam becoming her own, painfully finding herself with fits and starts, is one of my favourite television arcs ever. And it all culminates in 2 excellent episodes. Her confession at the end of…

"Dinner Party". The best episode is "Dinner Party".

I, for one, can't wait to get my rocks off while watching him.

No. Fuck you. And your mom is a fucking liar - you're not cool.

"Hello, my name is Mr. Burns. I believe you have a letter for me."
"Okay Mr. Burns, what's your first name?"
"I don't know."

Well, Friends used new clips for a clip show long before Community.

Or what? Are you gonna release the Hounds, or the Bees, or the hounds with bees in their mouths so everytime they bark at you they shoot bees at you? Go ahead, do your worst.

Troy: I hate every ape I see, from chimpan-a to chimpan-z. No, you'll never make a monkey out of me. Oh, my God, I was wrong. It was Earth all along. You finally made a monkey…
Ape: Yes we finally made a monkey…
Troy and Apes:Yes, you finally made a monkey out of me!
Troy: I love you, Dr. Zaius!

Ullman shorts, Christmas show,
Marge's fling, Homer's bro,
Bart in well, Flanders fails,
Mr. Plow, Monorail,

I've had just about enough of your Bovine bashing young lady.

My favourite Simpsons newspaper headline is from "Mother Simpson":

Are you having fun yet?