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TUSK

I dunno. Gill has heart, but Football in the Groin has a football in the groin…

The first few scenes with The Strangers makes my stomach sick.

Spiceps are better…

If it was up to me, I'd create a talk show without a host, just the voice of the dead lady from Desperate Housewives.

I wish the show would just ditch Ethan. He went from normal to douchewad in a matter of scenes and he's been a unrelenting pain in the ass ever since. I hate that his sole purpose is to create conflict.

It kinda shows restraint. Although it's a fantastic gag, it's too cartoony and RANDOM, even for a show that just featured an impromptu musical number.

How many more can their be?
22….23…
*the Simpsons stare on in amazement as the hours pass*
Twenty Four

I kinda love "Kickin' It: A Musical Journey Through The Betty Ford Centre".

You're on the AV Club, so it's already been established that you're really not better than that.

Nosferatu!

So THIS is what the down vote button is for…

Everyone! Stand back! That smolder is out of control!

Although it's a throwaway, it echoes my favourite components of the episode - Lisa's ties to the Simpson family. Homer is attempting to connect with a culture he knows little about for the sake of Lisa. And Lisa and Homer's bond is what makes the episode what it is.

"Her skin was fuzzy like a peach and I wanted to feel it."

Sister Jude, it's me, Lana, Lana Banana.

The scene in "All I Ever Wanted" in Enlightened where Amy sits on the bed, crying, as Helen tries to console her is such a beautiful and tender moment.

The Babylon two-parter in Carnivale is horrific and completely terrifying. The first night of the carnies going into an abandoned Babylon is just so off-putting, with Sofie and Libby at the silent movie, the expressionless men at the carnival, and of course the final scene.

So as a complement?

I'm not even going to bother with the usual "I'm sure he's actually a nice guy".