Bruh... tree came out of nowhere

Agreed. He’s not saying Pokemon Go is bad or wrong, he’s just pointing out that loitering and wandering around with your phone like a creeper is more dangerous for a black person than a white person.

I was gonna write “inb4 all the ignorant and racist bullshit” but there’s already a “fuck off” comment, so I guess I’m too late.

I feel like we’re in crazy mixed up backwards looney land.

What metric does he use to measure greatness? When America is swathed in tacky pink marble and gold plating? If so, pass. I’m good with my mid century modern decor America.

So I only skimmed this but what I’m hearing is that we need to waterboard Trump?

It’s easy to assume that there are no choices when you don’t know enough to make a choice. Trump knows so little, everything seems straightforward to him.

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He will never leave jail. He will be considered for parole in 25 years and promptly rejected. Parole boards in the UK have to prove beyond reasonable doubt that the offender doesn’t pose a threat to the public before someone on one life tariff is set free, let alone 22 like this. The 25 years is a quirk of UK law, he…

In a general sense, it’s abhorrent that someone could commit this crime and not automatically get life without parole. But I have a feeling that any parole board 25 years from now would take one look at the crimes and slam the “rejected” stamp on his application so hard it would break the table in half.

And a clear driving record? Why? They’re not driving. The car is doing the driving.

“ and the requirements on the job listing include a Bachelor’s degree, no criminal history, a clear driving record and the ability to type at least 40 words per minute.”

Why is it terrible? Do you commute more than 15 minutes a day in or around a city of more than 800k? It’s hellish mindbending exercise in loosing faith in mankind. Took 2 hours to go 40 miles on Fri solely because of a rash of fender benders, congestion, and the “I have to get 3 car lengths ahead RIGHT NOW in this…

The really funny part is that it takes more education to sit in a car and not drive than it does to be a cop lol

I’m surprised it didn’t also require “2-5 years experience in the field”.

You should be excited. Once all the idiot drivers turn into robots, they’ll be a lot more predictable. I doubt they’ll outlaw driver’s cars any time soon. That would be an extremely forward-thinking law that would cause a drastic financial impact for a lot of people, and governments aren’t known for quickness when…

Yup! Not a single glorious fuck was given by Larry. And the best part was that Obama seemed to really enjoy it. Maybe minus the drone bit - but alas, that was fully deserved.

I also loved how Larry Wilmore did not give a single fuck about the audience. He straight up did not care about their opinion or their reactions except to laugh at them for being a tough (white) crowd.