Totally get it. Husband and I live in a booming housing market that will probably be as flacid as Trump’s micro penis soon. We were planning to move to a different city while biding our time waiting for citizenship elsewhere, but I am sooo concerned that leaving our established jobs and job market might be bad for…

This past week was the worst. Leading up to the election, I got to be the person in the room that was saying we needed to let someone die (dnr) and listen as others politicized the whole concept of death while ignoring wishes of patient and family. Also worth noting that the ptient and I have a similar health concern…

Either she needs a new boyfriend or you need a new bff.

If the republicans are serious about uniting this country, they need to shut this shit down ASAP.

One step forward, 100 years back.

There are some really fucking dark days ahead.

Me too. I keep hoping that we find out that there were hacks in key voting districts.

Hillary would get blamed either way, because she alone is responsible for all of the “bad” things in the world. Quotes used because I have a hard time feeling bad about the Trump brigade dropping like flies, but I also know that makes me a bad person. Or something.

...while still clinging to the narrative that Trump survived an assassination attempt. Someone bring this man a purple heart. 

I went out drinking with my bff one night. We were poor, we had started drinking right after work so we were across town from my place with no vehicle or willingness to pay for a cab, so we started along the 3-4 mile walk back to my place.

I was shopping when my mom when she had to find a bathroom. Literally the second after she announced she needed to go to the bathroom, she freezes and I smell the smell. She whispers to me, “oh god, I just shit myself.”

Why is it that once again, a sleazy white guy fucks up and a woman pays the price?

The feeling is mutual. Newt is a disgusting creature.

NO

Behold, the birth of Trump TV. Trump News Network? How can we make a good acronym for this?

She is a master of the “woman listening” face, something she has had to master standing next to the world’s dumbest mansplainer. He mansplained female reproduction, Hillary’s own career, economics, foreign policy... just everything. He seemed to get caught up on “entitlements” to a point where he couldn’t even…

I have switched to rum. Still not strong enough.

Beer. It’s not strong enough.

Do you ever think that when Hillary is taking notes that she is just drawing a penis?