Boooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Out of respect, all local Taco Bells have ordered their flags to be flown at half más

As a former bartender, I wouldn’t eat the fruit served from the bar.

I kinda doubt it.

I’ve eaten at a sexless Hooters. It was called Hooters.

Nah, they’ll bring in Kristin Wiig to play her.

I slipped a raw potato from the fridge into his stocking

Yes, many people.

“Logan Paul, Warrior Prophet”

Given that the title of her autobiography is Everyone Keeps Telling Me to Go Fuck Myself, it seems like it happens alot.

Spider-Many.

The most amazing thing about this is that a 10 oz Coke was considered a large.

THIS all day long. dude and everyone around him is just trying to feverishly deflect from the real problems facing him.

*activates tinfoil*

The past tense of the headline made me very worried for a moment.

Riiiight, but if anything, his pot odds/situation improved. You might be annoyed, sure, but there is absolutely no reason to second guess this decision if the pot were larger.

I’m sure watching it on grass makes the experience even better.

If your pee constantly looks like that, please call a doctor.

I’d consider that banana-dessert yellow.

According to the unwritten rules Pillar gets to charge the mound via Media Mail.