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Cassell’s UFO is in the shop?

Love It Or List It is by far the best home reno show. Hillary and David have great chemistry and everybody’s lovably Canadian. Don’t be fooled by cheap knockoff Love It Or List It, Too because even though Jillian is cute, Todd has all the personality of a split-level ranch.

Teens/early 20s = friends, lovers and enemies at work are fair game

The Rock’s butt receives 10 out of 10 balls. One bonus ball is awarded to the viewers of the television ding-dong Ballers for successfully surviving season one. Samer Kalaf is given 0 out of 10 balls. He would not thrive in a baller economy. Thank you.

I for sure thought this post was going to be about electronic music darling Moby having a Lenny Kravitz incident.

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The one and only!

24. Orienteering

If anyone should know that Steel cannot act under pressure, it is Shaq.

I’ve also never been anywhere that had so many signs indicating you were under surveillance. I’m not doing anything wrong so I have no worries but it was just creepy.

It is when you want mustard grilled.

“He is just a man... and we all know what that is.”

Left out the best perk though. Not having to wear pants.

Under the circumstances, the UN and each nation in the world bands together to form a human-race coalition, which slowly but definitively defeats the invading species.

Clearly he's never been to Camden, New Jersey.

Garlic, anchovy and red onion in the top 6?

I don't think I've ever been happy to see anyone injured. But good. I hope his knee hurts like a motherfucker. He's a piss poor human.

"Can we make it to the Eastern Conference Finals?"