should that be crumpet instead of cookie?

Tempura asparagus? What are you white people doing to Japanese food?

You said that as you huddle in the tub in your basement while turning your weather radio to listen to the latest tornado update right?

“I love you, no matter the gender you decide to love. As long as I get to pick the guy.”

Stealing small stuff like it’s no big thang. Is it part of white privilege?

“I’m not paying that much for an Austin Rivers jersey.”

Somewhat related to the dog thing. A friend got offered $3k cash for his old Corolla that’s sitting in his driveway.

How they resolved the final battle also made no sense. They blew up the giant rock, into million pieces of rock raining down onto the rest of the random eastern European country, there’s gotta be at least thousands of casualty on the ground right?

It did destroy my stomach and gave me food poisoning; so I guess that’s technically correct.

Laker fans will need those banners to soak up their tears for the foreseeable future.

I think I speak for all Clippers fans when I LOL

Cause OKC ain’t making the playoffs.

Too much Paula Deen vibe for me.

DDD is the worst. Cutthroat kitchen or GTFO

DDD is the worst. Cutthroat kitchen or GTFO

Why not split the difference and do a half squat?

Why not split the difference and just half squat?

did it affect your job as a Professional Chair Tester in any way?

I am unusually hype about that documentary on the Big German! I give it 9 one legged fade away jumper + one dunk in the all star game.

If you've played Settlers of Catan, and maybe even Carcassonne, Agricola should be the next German-style board game you add to your collection.

If you've played Settlers of Catan, and maybe even Carcassonne, Agricola should be the next German-style board game…