if you don't like that, born into a better country (yes, any country in the world where AB resides in is better objectively speaking). Or be like me and move to a better country

I believe the correct term when referring to AB is national treasure

NBA coaches, do not lead your teams to 50+ wins during the season before you win a championship (doc, pop), or you are just begging to be fired (George Karl, Hollins, VDN).

But once in a while he needs a game like this to remind his opponents that he's a scoring threat from anywhere on the floor, and not just a much much better version of Ricky Rubio. That leads to better scoring opportunity for the rest of the team (and better assist number for him)

BJ's berry cider is delicious and perfectly pink and emasculating

because as a billionaire, he does his own shopping, at costco...

NAACP seems to have great timing. Every time they give DTS a lifetime achievement award, something bad (deservingly) happens to him. They should give him a few more, just to finish him off

puh leeze, non white clam chowder, aka Manhattan clam chowder is the way to go

Not receiving your MVP award during a playoff game like every other MVP, but in a news conference? pretty embarrassing, actually

Peruvian food's got him covered.

Choe's Korean isn't he?

Maybe it's just me, but watching people shoot mid-range jumper has got to be the most boring part of the game. I'd rather watch the splash bros chuck up 50 3s a game (and I am a Clippers fan that hate the "dumbs") than to watch LMA shoot 20 mid-range. Now if he can extend his range by around 5 feet and hit them from…

So just a normal Texan then? ;)

What's not to love about the 2nd NBA player that jump kicked another player in the head during a game

Jon Berry = the worst Berry

Wizards will as far into the playoffs as Nene will take them. Without him it's just all Wall/Gortat PnR...

Problem with this argument is that Kobe also consistently gets voted into the all NBA defensive team, when he's only a good defender when he's into it, about 5% of the time. Once a star develops a reputation as a "good defender" they can coast on that for a while. I do think CP3 is a great defender for his size…

As a Clippers fan, I do think he's the best player on the team and I do agree he's underrated because of his position and play style (pass first PG).

This also happened in Brooklyn. I was visiting family in Brooklyn and when I parked my late 90s Honda Civic on the street and lock it using the key fob, another Civic parked across the street also beeped at the exact same moment. I didn't go to check if the other car got unlocked though, but I didn't see anyone…

umm... aren't you already throwing cash their way by hiring them? Not saying you shouldn't tip, but that's not a good reason.