We all know the Marine Core fought bravely at the Bowling Green Massacre.

No, it’s the owner’s fault. You bring the dog aboard in a carrier that fits under the seat or you don’t bring the dog at all. You don’t smuggle it aboard in a bag & then say nothing when you are made to store the bag properly.

As they say: when you’re accustomed to hegemony, equality feels like oppression.

Just saw the sketch this is from for the first time - just gold.

I am a firm believer that we should eliminate the minimum wage and institute a maximum multiplier instead. Make it so that you can pay as low a wage as you want, but the maximum multiplier in annual salary between the highest and lowest paid person should be 30. You want to pay people $2 an hour and limit them all to…

MAGA = making attorneys get attorneys.

I think that men don’t want women to enjoy sex.

Cosplay communities essentially have a lot of straight women convincingly dressing as male characters. In part, this is because a lot of Asian male characters have pretty feminine characteristics by American standards, but even masculine male characters can get played by women with results that I personally find a lot…

I understand where you’re coming from. But I don’t know what you want.

Agree. There is no justification for slaughtering two innocent children, even if you have a beef with your employer.

If you are her defense attorney, I’ll allow.

Yeah, I mean, I think he misunderstands how a subpoena works. They’re not optional.

I feel the same way. I wouldn’t want to end the SOL (although some states have exceptions for cases with physical evidence, which I think is fine), but I think there’s a very strong argument for changing the SOL laws in a lot of states.

Do I laugh or cry at how screwed you guys are?

This article was SO close to being a truly great chronicle of how America will let someone off the hook if they’re talented enough. But then you wrote this - “The part of me that yearns for criminal justice reform knows that throwing Bryant in prison, like America already does to too many black men, is not the answer.”

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She is kind of strange in how all her roles are similar but its the small adjustments she makes that make them so unique to one another.

Like for Chloe in The B in Apt. 23 she was 100% sardonic and genuine to herself, however you could tell it came from a place of confidence.

While with Jessica she acts very much the…

She seems, by all accounts, to be one of those people who has talent, got lucky, and doesn’t take for granted her position. I dig her.

I HATE that trope. Yep, places lots of folks gather are often declared gun-free. Like churches. Or schools. Or Trump Tower. If someone wants to kill a lot of people fast, where do they go? Where the people are. It’s like claiming that most drownings happen in water.

He looks more to me like an alien wearing a John Oliver suit.

Good god, are men literally allergic to responsibility? Plenty of women have disappointing relationships with their parents and with men. At 16, my mother told me she worried I’d end up alone for the rest of my life. At around 10, my father told me he wished I was a boy and was disappointed when he found out I’d be a…