We are totally ready to have a female President.

It seems likely that approaching menopause leads to a decrease in sexual desire and therefore less frequent sexual activity.

Here’s an idea -- if your employer gives you paid leave, take ALL of it. It sets the precedent that it’s okay to take leave. You’ve literally earned it. 

Seriously. That and that humblebrag ass thrift store one. Jesus. “So the fry cook and I saunter over to the 1950's garage and the gentleman confesses to the murder. Quite an odd morning I suppose, but what a great haul!”

Guyyyysss, who approved the Ouija board story?

The absolute, only rule of wedding planning should be: provide lots of free food and alcohol.

I wrote “broken” because that’s how a narcissist like Trump would see autism. And Barron is definitely on the spectrum, anyone can see that without having a license to diagnose.

Ad move it back onto the Pavement.

Is it because I’ve been married 18 years that I think this looks fantastic? And also, Adam Driver is hot? My teen daughters were trying hard to convince me he was hot in Star Wars but I was unconvinced. But now, as a dad, in a button up white shirt? Playing board games and stuff?! Yes. Very much yes.

Had a friend in college who skidded off the road on a motorcycle. I was into photography at the time so she asked me to take pictures of her injuries to submit to the insurance company. She did not look like this. Think cheese grater on skin.

I doubt Id bother sitting the bike back up too. 

So, this person is claiming to be a frequent motorcyclist...and that is what she wears to go out for a ride? Nope.

How lucky her motorcycle crashed during the golden hour.

Friends of friends were supposed to get married last weekend. Instead, a funeral service was held on their wedding day because some woman in a car hit and ran the motorcyclist groom. If this chick staged this, she can rot.

41. and love the heck out of it. :D

Can confirm—I am not a toddler. I am 30, about to be 31.  I love this stupid song so much.

I assume that they can feel the relationship reaching its natural end, panic, and go full speed in the opposite direction to “fix” it.

I think the problem there is that he thought marriage would change her and they’d be a stable couple, settled down and conventional. She didn’t. It’s a shame cos they’ve clearly been together and part of each other’s lives for a long time and I get the impression they do love each other - but they had different…

Woman that was dating 20 men gets mad at man that is dating two. 

How many jobs pay 1x what they did in ‘90, adjusted for inflation?