I’m sorry, but who among us would not fuck Harrison Ford, especially Han Solo-Harrison Ford? It is for this reason (as well as murder Hitler when he was just a shitty art student, and someone else I won’t mention in case the Feds are watching) I would build a fucking time machine. To fuck Han Solo/Raiders of the Lost…
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...the actress finally explicitly admits she dated Ford, who was married at the time...
While your comment is funny (and spot-on), it also perfectly illustrates the problem with blocking people and their comments, thus censoring your own feed: You create an echo chamber. That’s how we wound up with the clusterfuck we’re in now. We are unable to understand one another and are quick to…
What’s the over/under on how many russian spies end up in the white house staff?
Respectfully, this is an inaccurate metaphor, as dumpster fires are usually limited to their dumpsters.
And the guy who said he was going to “drain the swamp” was just planning to keep BARACK OBAMA’S staff around?????
Upon realizing just how little Trump and his team grasped about the presidency, the advisors assigned to help the transition effort were allegedly devastated: “A few of them can barely say Trump’s name without their voice cracking.”
“OK people, step one is get that statue of Jay Z out of here. He said a lot of nasty things about me.”
Correction to your correction: unless you are a professional or Olympic figure skater.
Trump IS the laughing stock of the world and now once again, so is America. Just like in the Bush days, except with more fascism. You just missed it because the laughter is so mixed in with the sobbing and screams of horror.
“Dr. Ben Carson is being considered for both Health and Human Services and Education Secretary, based, I guess, solely on irony”
I’m rooting for him too, I want him to be successful too. But I’m sorry, he deserves every ounce of snark that comes his way. He deserves to have every mistake and misspoken work pointed out. He does not deserve to sit in that room under a picture of George Washington and next to Obama. He needs to see the protesters,…
Look at Obama’s left hand. It’s screaming cringe.
As I posted above:
He’s like an indoor cat that finally got outside and now he has no idea what to do.
Fuck you for trying to tell me how to feel or react. It’s been less than 48 hours and you want us to just get over it?
“Mr. Trump. What will be your first order of business?”
“A reporter asked: “So, Mr. Trump, you’ll seek his counsel?”
The Trump Library is going to be a color-yourself McDonald’s tray placemat.
I am not even American and I’ve burst into tears 4 times since yesterday. I’m so sorry you guys, everything about this is painful to look at, as illustrated by the above photos.