You are wrong. Simply and categorically wrong.

And despite your corporate overlords telling you to stick to sports, I hope Deadspin never does because

and I can’t emphasize this enough

I come to Deadspin BECAUSE YOU DON’T JUST STICK TO SPORTS

Well at least your name holds up...

F1 is exciting in the same way the NFL is, the same team keeps winning. Oh wait, it’s more of a slog because you know who will win, there isn’t any chance of a smaller team winning and it isn’t competitive.

I need to know if the fuel tanks are full or empty before voting.

How does Alex Zinardi drive a race car without legs? Better than me, and probably better than you too.

*spends entire workday trying and failing to think of anything that could go wrong*

The College Football Playoffs should be 8 teams and fans should get to vote for the last two spots. This would be a good system with exactly zero flaws. I will not be taking questions. 

Like I’m gonna take cooking advice from someone named Dick Cheese.

Like I’m gonna take cooking advice from someone named Dick Cheese.

Created this account purely to rave about how cool the chess posts are, amazing detail!

Unfortunately motorsport is an engineer sport not a driver one.

I work at a Chevrolet dealer and we can’t get Malibus off the lot. Cruzes? Sure. Impalas? Somehow, yes. Malibus? Good luck.

When? Never, because the same reason nobody on Jalop addresses another dead loser, Henry Ford. People tend not to throw dirt on the dead, because it’s just not as cathartic. Because they’re now dead, nobody cares.

Alex, go home, your drunk posting on Gizmodo again.

This is what happens when you send gun enthusiasts to do a truck enthusiast’s job.