Anyone feel like we’re headed toward an autocratic police state? What’s that? We’re already there, you say... ?

The Clapback Mailbag is going to be legendary for all the wrong reasons from now on. Buckle up, people.

Fuck it, white dumbasses protested staying at home because they can’t shop and those fuckers are morons, this fucking protest is for real systemic shit to change and is worth it anyways because cops are killing them anyways, a virus kinds of makes it even because it affects everyone.

“I’ll pull a half-assed phonebank shift at night but I’ll write misleading, inflammatory headlines during the day. I’m helping!”

I will freely admit I started laughing pretty hard after reading that first paragraph as I almost instinctually knew that this was going happen. On Friday, Biden gave a speech about racial relations in the US which took many by surprise as it was a starkest speech about racial disparities in the US made by a…

As we tend to say about racists, eveything before the word “but” does not count. Yet another post on Jez that would be more fitting at Breitbart. This is so out of context you had to quote a right-wing troll for the content.

Yeah, but the article started by a proclamation about how much the writer will to ensure Biden victory. So certainly she wouldn’t blatantly misrepresent what was being said in order to cast Biden in the worst light possible.

“I’ve said it many times that Joe Biden needs to win in November, and I will phone bank as much as I possibly can to do my part to make sure that a Biden victory happens.”

Black people are being killed in the street right now and Trump is calling for the goddamn Army to shoot them in the street, but sure Jezebel, lets willfully misinterpret something Biden said. NOTICE ME, SENPAI BERNIE OwO

Why link to a Caleb Hull tweet? Dude is an alt-right shitposter.

I’m sure you just accidentally omitted the second part of his statement, where he said, “coming at them with a knife or something.” No way you were trying to imply Joe Biden said the police are justified in shooting anyone, regardless if they are a threat or not. 

Trump is an evil opportunist. Just as he allowed the coronavirus to run rampant in black communities, so will he exploit these protests against injustice in order to make our people suffer more. His henchman Steven Miller is whispering these old-time racist phrases into Trump’s ear as his tiny thumbs transcribe them…

The other hardest videos they’ve ever had to make are for tier 2 and up Patreon patrons only, obviously.

I just watched a video on the Ed O’Neill/Amanda Bearse feud yesterday. Got me thinking about that show again, then wondered when it jumped the shark. Seven, Seven is when they jumped the shark.

Yeah, I get why the Beebs is upset, but there’s no legal grounds for his cease & desist letter. It’s also perfectly reasonable to say “here’s how a famous face has changed over the years and what surgical procedures likely achieved that.” She’s a public figure - if she didn’t want people commenting on her looks, she…

The thing is he was too close in age to Ritchie, and then Fonzie really took off in filling the role of a “big brother”, so what else could they do?

Fuck these people - and almost all others - for living their lives online. Yes, it generates an income, but so does a lot of other stuff that people shouldn’t do. You sit down to a video and say it’s the hardest... video you’ve ever had to make publicly? Then thanking your viewers... and their nice comments. Maybe…

If they wanted to protect his privacy they could just, you know, not make a youtube video about him in the first place

Nothing new. There’s a whole bleak history to “rehoming” adopted children, primarily children with special needs from other countries:

A few things to add color to the discussion: