I don’t understand how that Twitter user thinks liberal heads are exploding. Most of those tweets in the screenshot are clowning on Seagal being irrelevant. Not to mention his Twitter handle is a character on a show that would make many of the same jokes about Seagal.

I was being sarcastic...

Tim Allen is a multi-millionaire. If he believes in his garbage show that much, why doesn’t he bankroll the production of his show himself? It’s easier to whine about liberal Hollywood to get right wingers riled up over the cancellation of a show they most likely never watched I guess.

Uh, spoiler alert? Megyn’s hour hasn’t even finished airing in the central time zone.

This album would have been on repeat if she released it a couple of years after The Duchess. Talk about killing any sort of momentum her career might have had.

Hastert got the harshest sentence possible for the crime he committed because the statue of limitations had passed for his crimes against children, though.

I still remember when people were saying Weiner was being too harshly judged by an overly puritanical US populace.

Most of the people who are angry that Issa Rae was rooting for all the Black people are the same ones who are happy that they finally have a president who speaks like them.

She’s just trying not to alienate her 5 country music fans.

he presumably woke up, ate some leftover KFC for breakfast, watched cartoons for a few minutes

Because Pelosi sucks people don’t have the right to dislike Bernie and his “Trump voters aren’t racist/Dems need to reach out to the white working class” bullshit. Sorry, that’s not going to fly with me.

Probably pissed off Rose Twitter as well since they really dislike Joy Reid for some reason.

lol Roseanne. That is the wrong person to use as an example for anything.

I haven’t seen that narrative for years because no one is checking for Chris Brown besides his dumbass fans. And when he does get the occasional chance outside of music, it gets called out like the time he was on Black-ish.

You’re saying Chris Brown was redeemed on a site that lol-ed about him being raped as a kid?

Which also explains the media’s fawning over Trump.

A lot of pop fans listen to their music on vinyl, or enough that pop albums are being pressed in vinyl. I know it’s hard to believe since pop, or pop-r&b in Beyonce’s case, isn’t ~real~ music.

Nice reference.

You know Mariah’s music is a little too... urban for some Jezebel readers. If this article was about, say, Bikini Kill this post would have double the comments.

Sounds like this movie is going to be a thing that the Internet loves, perhaps partly because the NCIS watching yokels hated it, and the rest of the world loathes.