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“I mean, sure, you can drug a kid into zombie status to ameliorate the symptom,” This is just stupid hyperbole. Really, really stupid. That’s not how ADHD drugs work, or the effects they have. Why don’t educate yourself before spouting off nonsense.

“Even if you’re just placating, you gotta fucking stop. otherwise, we’re all doomed.” Yeah, for sure someone who spouts hyperbole and extols “the way I was raised” deserves zero consideration.

No. Bullshit. If the real story isn’t interesting enough to make a movie of, then change the names of the characters and make whatever story you think is compelling. You can make an impactful story without it having to be “inspired by true events.”

Hey, you called it. Congrats?

Yeah, that couple put me off that show permanently. She’s so sadly desperate, he’s very obviously using her. She doesn’t appear to have matured out of adolescence and her attitude towards everyone who tries to help her is that of a petulant, sulky teenager. I could write off her willful naivete as a hard learning

Thanks for that fucking image. Christ.

Maybe women, just like men, are responsible for their fucking choices in life, and are not large children. Maybe parents are responsible for the lives they bring into the world, and children are not pets that you can foist off onto someone else. And maybe I just remembered why I fucking hate Jezebel when I saw that

LOLing at you pretending that your ancestors didn’t directly benefit from the colonization of the Americas. “But it was Queen ISABEL!!” Stop.

Make sure you and your Best Man/Maid of Honor are on the same page. Best Man showed up in a wrinkled button down and jeans, Maid of Honor dragged bride’s father out of bed to participate in a father-daughter dance that bride absolutely didn’t want to do.

No, but there is segment of the left which is hyperfocused on tearing apart the rest of the left for being insufficiently woke (in their opinion,) even while the rest of the left is trying to resist the dipshits stirring up the imagined border crisis and trying to get those children out of those cages. 

I think he means more like people ripping apart Jameela Jamil because she dared to criticize another woman (Kim Kardashian), or the Root hating on Andy Samberg because he made a joke that brought attention to and decried the murder of Black Panther Fred Hampton. A lot of the stuff the vocal left gets upset about is

Is this supposed to be funny? This is serious old man yells at cloud stuff.

I’m offended on behalf of the French. They have nothing to do with this horror.

Look, you’re just wrong here. You also have very high opinions about the effects of water - rinsing meat might rinse away some portion of surface contaminants (and sprinkle them all over everything the spray of water touches) but isn’t doing anything to the contaminants in the micro grooves of the meat.

Honestly, I think the interpretation changes a great deal depending on how it is sung. Some female singers interpret it in a saucy, flirty way that makes it clear that they want to nail that dude, but feel compelled to offer all of the social excuses about why she should leave so she doesn’t seem easy, other singers

Well, Fiji Water IS fucking evil . . . .

Give me fucking break. Rap and metal artists are not some historically oppressed minority, and putting a label on albums hurt absolutely no one’s bottom line. Yeah, back when I was a kid, I too whined “it’s not FAIR!” but then I grew the fuck up, and realized that it did not matter one iota if labels were added to

Why, though? It’s a movie for children and children love Olaf. Let kids have their things, man. You don’t need to take ownership of things that aren’t intended for you.

Anyone who enjoys watching grown men run after a little ball and try to get it over a line, or in a little net, is a fucking weirdo.

What the fuck are you on about, bro? Are you drunk?