What we’ve done instead of trying to surround him with what people consider A-listers is we are going to surround him with the soft sensuality of the place. It’s a much more poetic cadence than having a circus-like celebration that’s a coronation,” Barrack said. “That’s the way this president-elect wanted it.

How much did patriotic citizen Steven Ray pay Uday and Qusay for this privileged access, or does he just know where the tax returns are buried?

Good. No one associated with anything traditional should be anywhere near his ass to sully themselves. Everything about this inaugeration - and this presidency, really - should have to be harder for him than it has been for previous presidents just to ram home the point that this presidency is not normal.

Cool. Hold the trial on the moon. He’s still guilty.

I know your post wasn’t meant to be funny, but I found it hilarious. And I agree with you 100%. I believe the Ramseys staged the “kidnapping” after a tragic accident, and cost the taxpayers gazillions of dollars for nothing.

Incorrect, I give you McCarthy v Arndstein.

I haven’t seen them take a stance on one or the other in any of their comments in this thread.

I’m perfectly content to leave it at that.

Actually!

The number of people who dropped out of school before sixth grade on this site astounds me.

You’re not wrong. I recently read on CNN that it has since come out that the DNA evidence is not sufficient to rule anyone out as is, but will be undergoing more advanced testing? I’ll try and find the article. But there was the issue that it was touch DNA, if I remember correctly, which may have happened at any point…

For experts not on Ramsey payroll, the leading theory regarding the male DNA is that it was transferred during the manufacturing process and is not at all related to her murder.

Rita, patron saint of Who’s everywhere!

THIS one on any future cover. Please and thank you.

SATAN WAS PHONE!

For people who like “Cat’s Paw,” check out the short story “The Price” by Neil Gaiman. Here’s an animated video of it, with Gaiman himself reading the story.

So ur with ur honey and yur making out wen the phone rigns. U anser it n the vioce is “wut r u doing wit my daughter?” U tell ur girl n she say “my dad is ded”. THEN WHO WAS PHONE?

About five years ago, my husband Adam and I decided that it was finally time to start looking to purchase a house. We had always talked about buying an older, fixer upper home because we’ve had the idea that they hold more charm and character. Plus we can appreciate a place that has it’s own quirks and we love the…

This isn’t my story, but a friend’s. Still, it’s a comforting ghost story, and I always appreciate seeing one or two of those in a thread like this.

Here’s my contribution. Paranormal, but probably not scary to most people.