Florida Man Sees Article About How to Make Money Flipping Cars, Fails to Read to the End

The bird chirping was way over the top. If that is what it really sounds like there, no wonder he needs to make a bow.

And roll credits. Good movie? Good movie.

Doubtful. Cleaning toilets is useful. If anything she’s protesting dirty ones.

Looking at Bruce makes me want an Archer adventure game now.

uhh. thats not how this works. thats not how any of this works.

Can you provide links? I can dig up any good engineering book and tell you that direct sunlight is far more efficient then solar collected then sun lamp recreated light. I can also calculate the amount of energy needed to move that amount of water needed, and it doesn't compare well to that natural process called…

I read this in Sterling Archer’s voice.

I hate when tv shows run indefinitely just to milk the fanbases’ naive desire for an endless story (looking at you, Supernatural.) so I for one am happy.

Wouldn’t Ramsay just release 1000 arrows at once if he saw this? I hated Rickon’s lack of zig-zag as much as the next guy, but I think the kid was fucked either way.

Mustang: “You missed them all.”

That’s what the ashtray is for.

Manatees. Being known daredevils (hence why they’re so often hired as stunt-creatures in major Hollywood films. The Hunt For Red October? All the submarines were played by manatees) they find the spinning blades an irresistible challenge, and will spend hours leaping back and forth between them to test their mettle.

I hate that people don’t know this.

The center barrier on the bridge is movable and called a “zipper”. They have a special vehicle that moves it twice a day, once in the morning to add an eastbound lane and once in the afternoon to add a westbound lane. You can see how the barrier got moved way over into traffic but did not come apart when the truck’s…

You mean like this

“Sous Vide was already the easiest way to cook food perfectly”

“Sous Vide was already the easiest way to cook food perfectly”

Not all leather is sticky like that. Some leather, sure, like the smooth kind you would have on a fancy couch. But I have leather seats in my Pontiac G8, and they are very porous, I assume to let air flow through them, so it never gets sticky and sweaty even on 90+ degree days.

Never understood why people get so bent out of shape about product placement and logos in movies. You walk out the door of your home, you look around, you see products and logos. They’re on signs, they’re on cars around you, they’re on people’s clothing. And yet people expect movies to be completely devoid of all that…

Let’s take all politicians off our money. I like the idea of featuring National Parks.