You're either trolling us old folks, or you're so young that you actually believe this. Either way, get off my lawn.

I expanded the entire comments section and did a Ctrl-F search, just to see if anyone mentioned Portishead's Roads. It's the emotional pinnacle of that album, and the entire album gives me goosebumps from start to finish.

and the best part of the song was stolen.

Pretty much. To be honest I haven't followed any X-books in a long time, but to me he was always kind of a victim of any and all points that the writers wanted to make about the burdens of leadership. Not saying this excuses any mistakes he's made, or that it means he's not a douche, but it gives me more than a…

Twin Peaks

Yes. I think they learned their lesson after giving Human Centipede III an F.

WTF? What did they do? Share a milkshake at the diner and then go out and murder some school bullies or something?

Yeah, aren't journalists, like homicide detectives, pretty much always alcoholics with shattered personal lives and nothing to live for except their soul-sucking jobs?

Pfft. Everybody knows Hot Shots! Part Deux is the bloodiest movie ever. It says so right in the movie.

So is it a street or an intersection? I don't think it can be two things.

There weren't much in the way of profound TFA insights, although I found the discussion of the broader context of Disneyfication to be fairly interesting. TFA is not a bad movie, so Plinkett doesn't have very much to sink his teeth into here. He's kind of brilliant though when a movie is bad, especially when it's…

Surprise! Vintage porn collector turns out to be creepy weirdo. But seriously, I imagine all these movies to be like Manos: The Hands of Fate, except with unattractive, hairy people having sex. I don't see how that can appeal to anyone, even ironically.

Yeah, they pretty much couldn't have set the bar any higher with HL2 (pun intended). I think it's been holding down the top spot for all-time PC game reviews at Metacritic ever since Metacritic has been a thing.

Denzel is just so damn awesome that I almost love that movie. I can't quite get there though. It's just the worst kind of short-attention-span, ultra high saturation, beating-me-over-the-head visual style that I associate with Michael Bay. Did I mention I love Denzel though?

That was my first thought, and given that the movie is about an ordinary Joe who writes poetry, it seems like a fairly odd coincidence if there is no connection to Williams or the poem.

Yeah, I thought he eventually realized that he'd made the biggest mistake of his life, and in any case is now an enthusiastic participant on the convention circuit.

Also, as I recall, he was basically a full-sized cassette player embedded in a stuffed bear, which severely limited his overall huggability and softness. He kind of just had to sit there, while everybody gathered around and watched him like a TV.

Thank you. I'm sorry, but he didn't just shoplift them, he posted them online. That is piracy. Am I saying the man should go to jail or that his family should be harmed in any way? Of course not. I don't know the circumstances, and presumably the judge takes a large number of factors into account when imposing a…

It seems much weirder to me that anybody would want to go to a movie theater at all. I know why I don't. It's ridiculously expensive. Horrific, earsplitting volumes are the norm at all theaters everywhere now. If there's even something I want to see that's released to theaters, I absolutely don't care about seeing…

But annoying as Steam is, I believe they have a no-questions-asked refund policy if you've played the game less than a few hours. In contrast, Amazon is practically as bad as the scammers with the way they handle digital sales, and as far as I can tell they have little or no incentive to actually combat scams like…