Hhe’s 5. FIVE. He is a baby.

I’m still struggling to understand why political journalists are telling everyone that we should respect Dipshit Jr.’s privacy at this time and not take glee in his divorce. Fuck him. Fuck his (ex) wife. Fuck that whole family.

Envy needs to let the 9.5" strap out his crusty azz, exhale and sit his bitchass down. Not sure how a person who so disrespected his wife can harass others for supposedly disrespecting her too. So, he can dish it all out but can’t take even a little. Desus & Mero’s follow up episode earlier today also had me laughing…

I have never had a good reason to use this gif and now I do! Like wut??? I already thought it was wrong when he dogged her out by calling her evil etc after I thought he just had sex with her BUT he was in a THREE YEAR RELATIONSHIP WITH HER. Bruh! On the other hand he must really know her, LOL. Envy is the most punk…

You know what, I’m tired of the “she is in it for the money” as a put down. So what if she fucking is! Envy clearly wasn’t in it to be faithful and true to their love and her, so his ass may be in it for something superficial and simple as well. Marriages by design and historically have been arrangements. Business…

For the folks that don’t know: DJ Envy was in a 3-year affair with reality TV star/video model Erica Mena. A woman that he was also financially supporting at the time.

I think he was so mad because he’s probably been getting ground into dust by his wife for his actions and has snapped into doing whatever she wants to not lose his marriage, family, and significant amount of wealth.

I think it was a perfect storm of ego, embarrassment, and of course, Envy knew this was going to get into the press. No one feels sorry for DJ Envy. Also Desus and Mero have always said slick things about women in the past but I’ll give them credit for taking a knee when their guest call them out on it.(ex. Crissle)

So we all can agree that Envy looked like a whole hoe?

I also appreciate that when Desus and Mero were confronted with it, they just apologized instead of trying to get Envy to understand their intent. A lot of people go the, ‘well if you were offended,’ route, but instead they just apologized.

In the spirit of sharing...

...overshadowing the likes of Kylie Jenner (a true Fenty 220) and her older sister Kim Kardashian (a 260 striving to be a 390).

she’s the only one I ever listen for anyways. half the time I feel like calling in and blasting those dudes for talking over her. she’s the only one with anything intelligent to say. quicksilva isn’t bad as a dj but he doesn’t need to speak really ever

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Practical steps. I like this. It can be the Dani show.

man fire them dudes. That was completely ignorant and disrespectful to another co-worker.

“I don’t think looks make a difference because Arnold Schwarzenegger cheated on Maria Shriver with his nanny who was also an actress (I haven’t checked her IMDb, but I’m pretty sure she played Patrick on Spongebob SquarePants).” Why you like dis? Just why? L M F A O 

For the record, M’Baku could never babysit my son even if he came with his own platinum encrusted dove hair lined playpen and an endless supply of Peruvian-wavy breast milk. Ain’t happening. Not now. Not never.

Only buff nigga vaccuming in my house gone be me!!!! But you left out one important part of this story: Is the babysitter actually hot or nah?