My man what is UP

Everyone please use www.dodge.com/en/find-dealer/ to schedule a test drive today!

This is how it ought to be, despite what your gender studies professor says

Typical of a Llama to spit in the face of victims.

Jealous?

....WTF?

It’s a new hat that reads MAKE AMERICA DRY AGAIN

Yep! Edmonton International Airport has 30 spots as of last year, not sure if they’ve removed them or added more.

So close - I’d go with “My Porsche is over there. Please stick around and keep people away while I shop.”

That’s weird, not aesthetically pleasing, and, based on what they’re saying, super awkward.

I once saw a Porsche parked in front of a hydrant and blocking a crosswalk at the same time. As I crossed the street I saw two traffic cops talking to each other, so I interrupted them and asked “My Porsche over there, is it parked okay?” They looked over, I walked away dismissively like a Porsche owner would.

In fairness, if they did this for BMWs then they’d need 8 spots for 4 cars.

Problem solved!

Lexus ES.

Straight outa Compton

Jeep. Wrangler.

For real. I honestly don’t think kids owe their parents much, if anything. Why on earth would you bring a child into the world, and then vote AGAINST that child’s best interests, and still expect your child to accommodate you? Being the bigger person is great and all, but that doesn’t mean you have to sit there and…

Matt, I expected this was going to be a list of things regular conservatives do, but that you were casting as Nazi behavior, but No. I agree with this list. These are pretty squarely within the realm of what Nazis do. I appreciate that you didn’t try to turn this into a bifurcated argument of “anyone who doesn’t do…

Well if I had money, tell you what I’d do, I’d not go to Doug’s and buy a Mercury for forty two.
You’d have to be crazy ‘bout that Mercury.
Lord, Doug’s crazy bout his Mercury.

Which character is $kaycog?