Here’s another one that I missed in the original email

“Yes, I’ll be checking two bags.”

You know of a BMW dealer that only charges $80 an hour? Can you refer me?

The thing that gets me is that anyone reporting it will have either wilfully truncated the quote to change the meaning - which is bad journalism, or have copied the quote from elsewhere without fact checking properly - which is bad journalism. But like I said, it makes for a punchier headline.

Canadian #COTD!!!

We’re just like gun-less Americans with good healthcare and awfully expensive data plans.

No need to get all red in the face, at least they relocated the family.

Racism? At an Indians game?

Dunkirk opens on what could be considered the main character of the movie, named Tommy in the credits (but I’m not sure his name is ever expressed in the film)

It is a double-whammy of inaccuracy, considering the British and Canadians together landed more soldiers than the Americans (although the Americans more than the British or Canadians individually) and the Red Army was pressuring Germany by 1943.

“until America’s invasion on the beaches of Normandy almost exactly four years after the end of the Dunkirk evacuation.”

ORLY?? More British & Commonwealth troops landed on D-Day than Americans. This is exactly the kind of shit that winds Britons up when Americans talk about WW2.

The Romance languages are so beautiful that two different words can mean the same thing in different Central and South American countries.

Uh, not sure I would go that far. The US has serious issues, not even close to a beacon of hope for anything.

That’s the last time they’ll interact with a child of color.

Well it’s probably not going to be an athlete.

More Justine fun facts:
She referred to herself as “Juzzy Wuzzy” (her maiden name is/was Rusczyk) whenever she was talking about “woo woo” stuff.

Justine was a dear friend who was horrified about police violence and committed to making the world better in every way. She had just picked out her wedding dress last week and was so excited to show me. She was texting me trying to get me to go to “dance church” with her on sunday morning, but instead I went to a…

Just look at him, plugging away, weaving through traffic to beat the goalie by a hair. It’s good Everton wanted toupee for his services.