There were two purposes behind the post. First was just to mess with the “piracy does not equal theft” group. I like messing with those people because they are so easy to get a rise out of. Second the post was making fun of the idea that we are to believe that people who engage in piracy are telling the truth in…

It is supposed to be “hand the money” not “had the money”. The edit was gone before I noticed it.

Pfft. Clinton would just need a routine doctors visit. The other lady would be in the morgue.

I like to go to Wal-Mart, steal games and then pay for them about a month or two later when I have the money to pay for them. I just had the money to a manager and say thanks. However, that is if I actually like the game. If I don’t then I just throw the game into the trash.

Maybe that is why she is sipping it rather than gulping the whole thing down like Link does?

I love reading the reasoning you pirates make to sound like what you are doing is totally fine. I almost need a CS degree to try and follow the logic behind it. Thanks for the laughs. I have said my piece and do not have anything else to add. Have a wonderful evening and thank you for the argument.

Even the lady behind her is about to check out dat ass.

Because the people who own the actual IPs have the right to charge for their software. This is not a moral dilemma to your example by any rate. I have created software myself. You are telling me that once someone buys my software on any platform or medium, they are free to pirate it on any other platform or medium of…

Because despite the metal gymnastics you use to come to that conclusion, it is still pirating and illegal.

So I am trying to think of movies that I like that have a black lead character and all I can think of are Will Smith movies. Hot damn, I am totally racist.

I was thinking he looks more like a tall, bald Jonas Jr.

So drawings turned into cosplay turned into drawings. Wacky.

Never was aware how eating almonds could be so creepy and porny.

I was hoping that it was going to be the word pika over and over.

You are talking to one of those “entitled” and possibly “privileged” people Gawker is always making fun of. Stuff given away for free and extras will never be good enough for them.

It is politics, which is relevant to all of Gawker and their sub sites. Have to hate on those nasty republicans whenever we get a chance.

I need that “Please clap” gun now.

Good form.

As a retired Hearthstone player who stopped playing soon after the first dungeon was released, these were pretty easy to understand.

Considering the game just barely came out, yes.