the Asscrack Shake is the shower technique every long-haired woman knows.

Thanks for getting this speck in my eye. I'm trying to eat lunch. Where are your manners?!

I’m going to start watching regular t.v. for just that occasion.

It really is some of the Greatest American Entertainment available.

Cucumber sandwiches!

I would give you lemonade and cookies.

My husband and I have Personal Penguin tattoos.

That word he's saying...

I think that is the point that was being made?

School resource officers where I live ARE real cops.

And she is amazing. I use her videos when I teach about consent.

She really is perfection.

THIS. I use BYH almost every day in some context. It's a thing we say in a number of awesome and terrible contexts...usually I'm not saying Fuck You at ALL.

Getting ready to send it out to my students, actually.

This was what I came to add. I read the extra awful details earlier this morning.

My Friend, you make bourbon and that is the LORD'S work.

So, I'm in Georgia and this came up...year before last? And you would not (no wait, you would) believe the people who want this to be a thing.

This is disgusting.

We're probably close in age. I went back and finished10 years after the first try. :)

Go Wolves! (Though it was probably still the Braves then?)