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How unfair to set bond at $2 million. Clearly, this guy already has enough economic anxiety.

There’s an interesting set of tweets going around right now that explain that this is intentional and why 🎺 has been so successful. The people to whom he has been pandering fill in the supposed context, because the nonsense reinforces their biases.

I’m confused why he made a statement about anti-semetism at the Museum of African American History.... couldn’t it have been a separate statement?

Monogamy is hard when you’re polyamorous, like for me. What she seems to be suggesting here is that she maybe is as well but she doesn’t have the vocabulary to articulate that yet. Based on my experience, the sentiment she’s expressing here is step 1 for most people to realizing that they’re poly. There’s nothing

Married for 11 years, with my now husband for 19 years (I’m 34—and no I don’t live in Arkansas and yes, it was bizarro to my family/friends too, to have stayed together from 8th grade till now—but bizarre in a good/surprising way?)—is it always smooth sailing? Fuck no. Some one’s hangry, tired, posting on Jezebel when

Yes, of course. This is exactly like The Producers.

I JUST WANT SOME GOOD OLD FASHIONED PETTY CELEB SHADE, YA KNOW?

She’s doing it so she can convince herself she’s not a horrible person.

It was absolute torture. I had “bad hair” (just imagine what that term does to a young black girl’s self esteem !). Every two weeks, my grandmother would grease up my hair and straighten and style my hair with iron combs and curlers which were heated on the stove til they glowed red hot. This resulted in extremely

same.

What’s really cringy are those horrible Michael Kors bags with the door knocker MK medals hanging off them. Lady, that bag is canvas and there is a bin of them at TJ Maxx for $55. Take it down a notch.

I live to serve. Even the sportsmen.

If Trump was actually conspiring with the Russians to weaken our international standing while simultaneously undermining public faith in all our important institutions, what exactly would he be doing differently?

Jesus christ.

Fuck you for making me look this up.

Burneko or Redford demoted me after a GIF post (same week I had a post with 500+ stars no less)

Ironically, Dems plowed ahead with Hillary Clinton with the same tunnel-vision aplomb as Vince does with Roman Reigns, damn the polarizing reaction.

I haven’t seen any evidence yet, but people are asking questions. Smart people. The best people.

So what would be the male equivalent of cunt? Is there any pejorative word out there to be thrown at men that would resonate in the same way?

Oh no. I don’t estimate it at all. We’ve had 20+ solid years of Clinton bashing. I lived through it. I watched that woman sit in front of congress, barely needing to look at her notes and artfully elaborate on her health care proposals and got grief because she was only First Lady. Who was she to get up there and