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How unfair to set bond at $2 million. Clearly, this guy already has enough economic anxiety.

There’s an interesting set of tweets going around right now that explain that this is intentional and why 🎺 has been so successful. The people to whom he has been pandering fill in the supposed context, because the nonsense reinforces their biases.

I’m confused why he made a statement about anti-semetism at the Museum of African American History.... couldn’t it have been a separate statement?

Monogamy is hard when you’re polyamorous, like for me. What she seems to be suggesting here is that she maybe is as well but she doesn’t have the vocabulary to articulate that yet. Based on my experience, the sentiment she’s expressing here is step 1 for most people to realizing that they’re poly. There’s nothing

Married for 11 years, with my now husband for 19 years (I’m 34—and no I don’t live in Arkansas and yes, it was bizarro to my family/friends too, to have stayed together from 8th grade till now—but bizarre in a good/surprising way?)—is it always smooth sailing? Fuck no. Some one’s hangry, tired, posting on Jezebel when

Yes, of course. This is exactly like The Producers.

I JUST WANT SOME GOOD OLD FASHIONED PETTY CELEB SHADE, YA KNOW?

She’s doing it so she can convince herself she’s not a horrible person.

“Like an old cartoon character” is certainly a frame that would make me click through.

It was absolute torture. I had “bad hair” (just imagine what that term does to a young black girl’s self esteem !). Every two weeks, my grandmother would grease up my hair and straighten and style my hair with iron combs and curlers which were heated on the stove til they glowed red hot. This resulted in extremely

They got me one better - we bought the trilogy box set on Laserdisc. That sucker is still in the shrinkwrap. Also, it was $200.

YEAH WELL YOU’RE THE ONE WHO’S LYING

I have two of those sets, and am very glad to still retain them. I still watch them (occasionally and with great care) to this day. It’s the closest I’ll ever get to the original theatrical experience.

I’m a lover not a fighter... or something. My biggest problem with the “special editions” is the re-insertion of Jabba into Star Wars (I was 9 when Star Wars came out in ‘77 so I still call it “Star Wars”). I know that was Lucas’ original plan, but because it didn’t work out and we only heard about Jabba in whispers

Many Bothans died to bring us these editions.

Oh yes! This set. I really can’t complain, this is the set my parents bought for me as a kid and I watched the fuck out of all of them. I’d honestly say this and the new toy line they released around the same time were probably the real shot to the arm for the series.

I love Yub Nub, and so does my best friend. We rolled up to Force Awakens on opening night with the windows down blasting that shit.

same.

What’s really cringy are those horrible Michael Kors bags with the door knocker MK medals hanging off them. Lady, that bag is canvas and there is a bin of them at TJ Maxx for $55. Take it down a notch.

Is it me, or does Guy Fieri look like a dude who’d follow Nickelback on tour?